Monthly Archive: November 2017

Go easy on my teeth

Posted on November 30, 2017

Years ago I used to be scared of the dentist. Now I have a new fear: the hygienist!




I thought hygienists were there to give your teeth a gentle clean. The dental equivalent of a wet wipe. But instead they come at you with.. >>> more

Are you trying to be funny?

Posted on November 07, 2017

Picture the scene. A small harbour restaurant in the south of France. A nervous young waiter. 


It is clearly his first day and he is visibly trembling as he approaches my table. He says he’d like to present me with an amooth booth... >>> more

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This is your captain speaking

Posted on August 30, 2018

We were flying Ryanair from Stansted Airport. 



We were.. >>> more

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low

Posted on June 27, 2018

I spent last week on the island of Skye. It was lovely, apart from the wind... >>> more

Thirty minus one

Posted on April 29, 2018

Thirty years married. How could it have slipped our.. >>> more