Monthly Archive: February 2013

Invasion of the eyebrows

Posted on February 28, 2013

Is the John Lewis store in Cambridge aware that its beauty department has been invaded?

An alien life form has emerged from beneath the hairlines of the store’s beauty consultants, crept down their foreheads and settled just above their.. >>> more

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This is your captain speaking

Posted on August 30, 2018

We were flying Ryanair from Stansted Airport. 



We were.. >>> more

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low

Posted on June 27, 2018

I spent last week on the island of Skye. It was lovely, apart from the wind... >>> more

Thirty minus one

Posted on April 29, 2018

Thirty years married. How could it have slipped our.. >>> more