Monthly Archive: February 2013

Invasion of the eyebrows

Posted on February 28, 2013

Is the John Lewis store in Cambridge aware that its beauty department has been invaded?

An alien life form has emerged from beneath the hairlines of the store’s beauty consultants, crept down their foreheads and settled just above their.. >>> more

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Creeping guilt is worse than creeping pounds

Posted on January 18, 2018

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