Monthly Archive: July 2010


Posted on July 30, 2010

When Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in an LA prison, she posted a message on her Twitter account ….
It read: "The only 'bookings' that I'm familiar with are Disney Films, never thought that I'd be 'booking' into Jail ..... >>> more

What do you mean I'm fat?

Posted on July 29, 2010

I recently decided to join a gym for the first time in my life.  The results of my initial fitness assessment were much better than I had hoped for and I was starting to feel quite good about myself until the personal trainer fed back my body fat.. >>> more

Too perfect for spying

Posted on July 12, 2010

As the alleged undercover Russian spies settle back into life in their motherland we should all spare a thought for poor “Cynthia Murphy”. Up until a week ago, Cynthia was a happily married, mother of two living in New Jersey successfully juggling.. >>> more

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He piles 'em high

Posted on February 21, 2018

I could grow to hate books. A strange thing for a writer to say but hear me.. >>> more

Creeping guilt is worse than creeping pounds

Posted on January 18, 2018

I’ve just eaten the last Christmas mince pie. It tasted.. >>> more

Go easy on my teeth

Posted on November 30, 2017

Years ago I used to be scared of the dentist. Now I have a new fear: the.. >>> more